It’s kind of ridiculous to me that what these people want more than anything is, “someone who loves me,” “someone to cuddle with,” “someone intellectual who understand me.”

Why not, instead, wish for inner peace, enlightenment, the strength to find happiness on your own?

Complete yourself. Stop searching for the missing piece. You’re making that piece up. You are not broken without a significant other. And you are not lonely when you stare up at the stars at night.

Reblogged 2 days ago from tuesmonpetitechou (Originally from powermeow) 15 notes

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whosthisdouchefag:

classyprostitute:

vvelvvet:

yepperoni:

do you guys remember that episodfe of the magic school bus where the class gets transformed into fish eggs and get fertilized with fish semen

so calm as they get doused

omfg

im cryinhg oh my ogd